Friday, August 30, 2013

Worldview

We are going to confront, define and comment on most ever issue that is pertinent to living successfully today, as well as in the days ahead, and throughout eternity. Since the contents of this blog will be relatively intense, I wanted to start out with something light; a quote from Woody Allen. 


I Want to Live My Next Life Backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for college: drink alcohol, party, and you're pretty much a free spirit.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then..
You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case...